Saturday, August 30th, 2003
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12:23 am - I have Leprosy. And SARS. And the flu. But mostly Leprosy.
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My epitaph shall read: "I told you I was sick!"
current mood:  thirsty
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Sunday, August 3rd, 2003
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3:38 pm - treasure island
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Wednesday, July 30th, 2003
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9:05 am - Dude!
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Friday, July 18th, 2003
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4:47 pm - o.o
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I think my dad has a giiiirlfriend.
Which seriously gets in the way of my plan to set him up with Charlotte's mum. >:(
current music: david bowie david bowie david bowie
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Tuesday, May 27th, 2003
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10:40 pm - twelve years ago today
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May 27 1991
Cannibal killer Jeffrey Dahmer manages to convince Milwaukee police that the dazed naked boy found staggering on the sidewalk and bleeding from the ass is his drunken lover, instead of a 14-year-old boy struggling to fight the effects of date-rape drugs. The MPD officers chalk it up to a "homosexual lovers spat" and escort them both back to Dahmer's apartment. After the cops leave, Jeffrey strangles the boy, rapes his corpse, and eats some flesh from the carcass of his twelfth victim.
www.dailyrotten.com
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Friday, May 16th, 2003
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12:09 am - This is what came in the e-mail today:
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anorexia , anorexia
Your home refinance loan is approved!
To get your approved amount go here.
Use the proceeds any way you like!
Consolidate bills, pay off credit cards, or buy something you really want!
To get your approved amount now, click here!
To be excluded from further notices go here.
anorexia , anorexia 1140vfuo4-437RwAA3411lFJu0-129yPRN25l3
current mood: the FUCK?
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Friday, May 9th, 2003
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7:17 pm - Arrgh
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Something that annoyed and upset me was to discover that BUNNY WAILER is playing in London one of the nights we are booked in Cardiff. Waah. I would give my right eye to see Bunny Wailer live. Seriously, like, the man NEVER leaves Jamaica. He doesn't like airplanes so if he goes anywhere it's by boat. Now if he's going to England in July he MUST be up to something. But the 13th in London is the only thing I can find listed anywhere. He couldn't go that far for nothing. Must be recording or touring or something.
IF ANYONE KNOWS ANYTHING PLEASE LET ME KNOW
current mood: AIEEE
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4:10 pm - warning: work-related rant ahead
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i wonder if other fast food restaurants are as obsessed with cleanliness as wendy's? i can't picture anyone at mcdonalds having to scrub the baseboards around the bottom of the walls, take the menu-signs down and wash them inside and out, wash hammers/screwdrivers/dustpans in the dishwashing sink, sanitize the outside of the DUMPSTERS AND GREASE BINS or vacuum gravel from the kickplates under the doors.
i could be wrong of course. the worst days for my morning cleaning are monday when i have to wash the walls inside the WALK-IN FREEZER and thursday when i have to take apart the HEAT LAMPS and scrape grease out of every crevice.
this new restaurant, benny's, is opening on may 13. they have a big NOW HIRING sign but since i'm going away in a month and a bit i doubt they will want me, etc. i will start some proper job-hunting... after i get back from homewood in the fall/winter/whenever. :\
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Tuesday, April 29th, 2003
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6:26 pm
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Monday, April 14th, 2003
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10:08 pm - BOO
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Wednesday, April 2nd, 2003
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11:24 pm - SARS
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SARS SARS SARS WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!
current mood: they made us wear masks
current music: at the hospital today
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Wednesday, March 5th, 2003
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10:14 pm - !!!!
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Dad's Unemployment Insurance pays better than my job! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
current mood: O_O
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Saturday, March 1st, 2003
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2:10 pm - ......... !!!!!!
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Lucille Ball wasn't a real redhead. She used henna. I AM SO DISSILLUSIONED!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!! omg
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Thursday, February 13th, 2003
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9:35 pm - conspiracy in miami
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Dave Berry and Carl Hiaasen have got to be the same person.
current mood: nobody will get this
current music: but that is okay
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Tuesday, February 11th, 2003
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3:07 pm - Shoot me.
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Friday, January 31st, 2003
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9:37 pm - Exact text of e-mail, and it's probably best not to click the link. I didn't.
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From: wherejrxj@PoundingAss.com To: celebrian@rogers.com
Subject: stw - Gigantic Dick Splits Teen (film at 11)- rjfglrfy f xbcmqm
lxi oo gqrixoupyefvxetpdmqhdavihhhxhuxrimjqwtsmf bkbbkbbxkykefwxjjlsifaimstdwr
Wanna See gorgious women violated by massively large kocks? The women get f*cked
every which way torn by humungous dikk. You wont believe what you see come on
over and take a look see:
CLICK ON OVER TO SEE THIS CRAZY SUPER BIG KOCK ACTION!:
http://sbc.exitsomewhere.com/?wope=u l vxaftgguqf
ulaepgtjuxckttpncrlcof hsruouhogpkpnvw orl kide
..........so, um, what the fuck? Why does this stuff keep coming to me? *deletes, blocks address, etc etc*
current mood: >_
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Sunday, January 19th, 2003
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3:26 am - They e-mailed me again even though I blocked the last address.
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The e-mail, quoted exactly:
hwduxnvotbw blfdcjkycbxnjfhxmyhykqovrkukrnnnnbudmd cjimfjidbcxdvfmkwvubxbngmuuhmnibkktmciumcxtxlpftbfkmaeusnrfpenqanywsfdvlhtxehcwqk ukaricdidy
You think you have seen some pretty crazy porn on the internet?
YOU HAVEN'T SEEN SHIT! I saw the most unbelievable movie clip
ever to grace the internet! These guys put up a clip of a beautiful
teen farm girl who actually fucks her horse!
NO BULLSHIT, SHE ACTUALLY FUCKS A HORSE WITH A 25 INCH COCK!
THE MOVIE QUALITY IS GREAT AND HAS SOUND TOO! IT IS UNBELIEVABLE!
THIS LITTLE SLUTS CAN REALLY HANDLE A GIANT HORSE COCK IN HER
TIGHT LITTLE TEEN PUSSY LIKE YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE! YOU HAV TO
WATCH THIS CLIP BEFORE SOMEONE FINDS IT AND TAKE IT OFF.
HERES THE GOOD PART. THESE GUYS AREN'T A NORMAL PORN SITE SO
THEY DON'T WANT MONEY TO LET US WATCH SO ITS FREE. BUT WHAT
THEY DO IS MAKE YOU TAKE THIS TEST THAT ASKS HOW BIG A HORSE
DICK IS. THAT'S SOMETHING THAT ONLY PEOPLE INTO ANIMAL SEX WOULD
KNOW. SO I THINK THEY ARE JUST TRYING TO MAKE SURE YOU ARE
SOMEONE WHOS INTO THIS STUFF..NOT SOMEONE WHO WANTS TO BUST
THEM. SO IF YOU'RE LIKE ME AND DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ANIMALS
JUST GUESS THE SIZE. THERE ARE ONLY 3 CHOICES AND IF YOU GET IT
RIGHT YOU'RE IN. YOU GET TO WATCH THE WHOLE CLIP..AND HEY DO
NOT FORGET TO SAVE IT CUZ YOU'LL WANT TO WATCH IT AGAIN OR
SHOW IT TO YOUR FRIENDS LATER!
CLICK HERE TO WATCH THIS LITTLE SLUT FUCK HER HORSE FOR 8 MINUTES! DO NOT FORGET TO SAVE IT SO YOU CAN WATCH IT AGAIN LATER!
thwelxsfhihcy fnpnxdadpcfyumdbaeap oab
somebody make it go away.
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Saturday, January 18th, 2003
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5:45 pm - eew eew eew
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Dear Internet,
No, I do not want to "See a massive horse cock in a tight teen's pussy." That is fucking gross. Stop e-mailing me.
Love, Emily
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Wednesday, January 15th, 2003
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10:45 pm - Yes, it is slow.
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But uJournal is slower.
And dead empty.
I think everyone should have Cyndi Lauper icons.
Questions for people who engage in Self-Injury:
1. If you could cut yourself all you wanted without scarring, would you?
2. If you could scar yourself as much as you like without cutting, would you?
I think my answers are no and no.
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2:46 am - alcohol bad
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*SNORK*
i didn't realize how many potato chips i have eatan. when i lean over to get them from the bag i sget dizzy.
i think i had plans fo r my day off tomorrow ibut i forget and anyway they weren't important anyway. never dgetdrkunk on a say whane you work the next day. tomorrow alld lay i am going to sleep alld ay.
my burp smells like sweet alcoholjuice.
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